Franklin O. Sorenson

It’s Too Late for a Story!

This mini-story is intended for those nights when the children DESPERATELY want a story, but the parents SINCERELY think it’s too late.

(Insert names of children listening as appropriate)

          Once upon a time, a mean witch cast a spell on a beautiful princess named ___,

 

 

 

 

causing a deep sleep to fall upon her until a handsome prince named _______

came and vanquished the mean witch with his magic sword, completed a heroic quest in record time, and gave her the first kiss of true love, causing her spell be broken and allowing her to marry the handsome prince and live forever after in happiness and peace, and to raise of family of 10 brilliant, handsome and brave children [ named _____].

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One comment

  1. Chris

    This story template leaves no excuses for busy parents to tell stories to their children. My recommendation is to leave a blank name spot for the “mean which,” so you can insert the name of a child that is misbehaving, a mean coworker, an unfavorable politician, or some other person you want to villanize.

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